Have you looked on at conference speakers with admiration and wonder, but convinced yourself you are a rubbish speaker / have nothing to speak about / would get booed off the stage? Look no further! This session is a an exclusive set of lightning talks ( < 5 minutes) for folks who haven't spoken at a technical community conference before. Potential speakers, look for a corresponding BoF on Saturday to sign up, discuss potential topics and swap presentation tips. Potential attendees, come along to enjoy these never-before-seen speakers - truly an exclusive opportunity!